Golf Tournament Today!

Well, today this is my annual trek to play in the yearly golf tournament for our school's scholarships. I go every year, try to make it look like I know what I'm doing and in reality, I'd just be better off giving them the entry fee and whatever other loose change I have in my pockets. Watching me play golf is either one of two things: 1) it's so hilarious that's why they invite me and 2) at times it's like watching paint dry. When that happens, I start swearing and then I have to put a quarter in the charity box every time I swear so that Zoe and I can give gifts to kids at Christmas time. I've begun to realize that somewhere along the line I'm being taken to the cleaners! I think I'll start my own charity and see how that goes! So today, as I start my day toiling out on the course, I know you'll feel sorry for me, but at least have the courage to say a BIG prayer! I'm gonna need it (this is only my second time playing this summer, and damn it, I'm going to use it as an excuse)!