Stupidity Part 2!

1. Did you know that toasters actually CAN burn up?

2. Did you know that microwaves CAN catch on fire?

3. Did you know that your house CAN catch on fire while trying to burn off a HUGE wasps' nest?

4. Did you know that putting up Christmas lights CAN affect your life and limbs when the ladder starts to slide down the side of the house while you're ON it and your life flashes before your eyes?

5. Did you know that while pushing one of those "push" weed whackers, while getting caught up in heavy wire, will flip upside down and take you with it while you're holding on and you end upside down along with everything else? (kind of like taking a canoe off the roof of a vehicle and it flips while you foolishly hold onto it!)

This is story of my life for the past few days! Except for the weed whacker incident, that happened earlier when we actually had weeds around here!